Just When You Think, You've Got Me All Figured Out

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns the boys. And the girls that slashers don't care about. And the whole HP universe. I make no money from this. All I get is the seriously good slashyness. Hell yeah! :D
Title: For The Future
Author: sisika
Beta: None.
Pairing: H/D (Beacuse who else is there?) 
Warning: Slash. (Yeah that's right folks, it's two men! Shocking isn't it?) Angst. (Because they're atractive when they cry) and Implied MPreg. (H/D babies? Hell, yes!) 
Rating: PG. to PG-13. For the Brits, think 12.

Summary: The first time had been a shock, so convinced were the men in their own virility. The second time a mere setback, but by the ninth time, both men wondered if there was something wrong, if it was the potions, or them.

 

 

( For The Future )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and Co. I make no money from them. And I'm also not a perverted bunny.
Title: I'd Rather Not Buddy Boy
Author: sisika 
Pairing: H/D (Because they are my OTP.  And I'm a crazed fan girl)
Warning: Slash. The only thing that keeps me alive. Oh, and coke.

Summary:

Harry promptly falls out of his chair. It hurts. The carpet is, really, very scratchy. And his head bangs into his desk, and the clock falls off the wall because the rest of his body hits the wall.

Oh how he hates his life.

Chapter One

 

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry and Co belong to J.K Rowling. I do nothing but perv on them.
Title: Favourite Things
Author: sisika</lj> 
Beta: None
Pairing: H/D
Word Count: 200
Warning(s): None absolutely
Rating: PG

A/N: A double drabble for no reason at all.

( His Favourite Things )

Fandom- Harry Potter
Disclaimer- Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended
Title- The Bill
Author- sisika
Beta- The amazing  awakenedstar15
Pairing- H/D
Word Count - 343
Status- Complete
Warning- (Past) Mpreg
Rating - G

A/N: Hello you guys! I haven't updated in years! Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Also thank you sooo much to awakenedstar15 for all her help!

 

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: J.K owns. I make 'em sing. And dance. And have sex. *mumbles*
Title: Well, At Least He's Not A Mandrake, And It's Not Fatal. (We Think.)
Author: (The crazy fangirl to the left) sisika
Beta: None.
Rating: G
Pairing: H/D. (Cause that's not animosity, it's sexual tension. Seriously.)
Summary: It's not easy being a human jukebox that no one even pays for. It's even harder when you play Britney Spears all the time. Oh, and it's even harder if you're the epitome of masculinity, and have a Christmas Party at your house (which is now filled with Weasleys) and your husband buys a flashing reindeer to decorate the front lawn and your Mother wears a puce jumper and your son has your husband's hair and crap, Draco hates his life, so. Bloody. Much.
Warnings: Crack! Fic.

A/N: This is for a postmateria_indigo made in harrydraco You'll find that here And, enjoy!

 

( Well, At Least He's Not A Mandrake, And It's Not Fatal. (We Think.)  )

 

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas. Also, Edmund Spenser wrote the beautiful My Love Is Like To Ice, and again I make no money off that either.
Title: Like Ice
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco,
Warning: Slash, EWE,
Rating: G

Summary: Draco knows this line, and also knows that once its crossed, there's no turning back. Naturally,a Malfoy, must do it in style.

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas.
Title: The Thousand Things I Have Done (Wrong)
Author: Sisika
Beta: None (But looking for one. Anyone kind enough to offer?)
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria
Warning: Slash, EWE, Angst, Infidelity
Rating: PG-13 (But eventually NC-17)  

Summary: “He hadn’t survived the war for this. This empty, hollow happily ever after. “

A/N: This is not my usual fluffy fare. This time, I really am trying to be more versatile. There is no beating about the bush, or cuddling or even bunnies... Sorry to all the fluff fans out there, another author is (temporarily) joining the dark side. :D


When One Engages in Sexual Activites With Their Arch-Nemesis, Running Away is the Only Option



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( When One Engages in Sexual Activites With Their Arch-Nemesis, Running Away is the Only Option )

 

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas.
Title: The Thousand Things I Have Done (Wrong)
Author: Sisika
Beta: None (But looking for one. Anyone kind enough to offer?)
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria
Warning: Slash, EWE, Angst, Infidelity
Rating: PG-13 (But eventually NC-17)  

Summary: “He hadn’t survived the war for this. This empty, hollow happily ever after. “

A/N: This is not my usual fluffy fare. This time, I really am trying to be more versatile. There is no beating about the bush, or cuddling or even bunnies... Sorry to all the fluff fans out there, another author is (temporarily) joining the dark side. :D

Chapter 1: When One is Reeling From Rejection, The Nearest Pub, Is NOT a Good Idea

 

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns I perv.
Title: Just A Little Taste
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing :H/D
Warning: Slash! (Uh uh homophobes, there is hot strong man loving going on, and we love it! )
Rating: NC-17 (Yup there's sex people!)

Summary: Draco, has one passion. And that is creating food that leaves the consumer feeling like he or she or it just went on a rollercoaster. Okay, he also likes the Powerpuff Girls... But I didn't tell you that! And well Harry, he just is. chef!Draco, in love!Harry. And a lot of finger licking boy love!


 

Just A Little Taste

Chapter 6

 

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A/N Hello everyone who read this! I hope you enjoyed an idea that struck me while watching Nigella Lawson make something deceptively simple! :D And well, of course, the Powerpuff Girls deserve something to be written for them. :D

Oh, and as a good bye present, I present to you, an invitation.

:D
 

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, and I perv over the boys and think of them engaged in sexual activity. Happy?
Title: Just A Little Taste
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing :H/D
Warning: Slash! Yes, Slash! Because guess what? It rocks a girl's socks! Yes, average heterosexual man, you're suspicion is right, we'd like you so much better if you could tell us if we look good in that skirt and if you enjoyed shagging men. :D
Rating: PG-13 (But there will be sex! I promise!)

Just A Little Taste

Chapter 5

 

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I ship, and create crappy plot-lines that only make sense if you're a crazed fangirl. :D (Which I have no problem admitting I AM :D)
Title: Just A Little Taste
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing :H/D
Warning: Slash! Yup, we like it man on man here. We like it very much!
Rating: PG-13 (But there will be sex! I promise!)

Just A Little Taste

Chapter 4

 

( A sample of the best delicacy? )

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas.
Title: Just A Little Taste
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing :H/D
Warning: Slash! (Het may suck, but slash sucks better... ;D )
Rating: PG-13 (But there will be sex! I promise!)

Just A Little Taste

Chapter 3

 

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don't own. No, seriously. I'm not J.K using an alias, fulfilling my dark secret desires for slash through the modem of fanfiction. I'd just write another book... For open minded adults.
Title: Just A Little Taste
Author: Sisika
Beta: None

Pairing: H/D (What else is there?)
Warning: Slash! No, not the guitarist with the frizzy hair. (Man, Frizz-ease!) But the boy on boy, man on man variety.
Rating: PG (Some swearing)

Just A Little Taste

( Chapter 2 )

Fandom- Harry Potter
Disclaimer- J.K owns the boys. I just write down random shit involving crazy situations. And make no money whatsoever. Or I'd own a yacht.
Title- Just A Little Taste
Author- Sisika
Beta- None
Pairing- H/D
Warning- Slash (Yeah, that's right, shirt lifters! Fudge packers! All that rot! If you don't like it, go away.)  WIP. But will be updated every 2 days or so.
Rating- Pretty tame right now... But let me warn you, there will be a lot of hot boy sex coming. 

Just A Little Taste
 
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( Chapter 1 )

 

Fandom- Harry Potter
Disclaimer- Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended
Title- Harry Potter
Author- Sisika
Beta- None
Pairing- H/D
Warning- None
Rating - PG-13 (Some heavy language)
This is a poem, I just haven't seen that many around, so I wrote one before I go back to school. :) Hope you like.

 

 

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Fandom- Harry Potter
Disclaimer- Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended
Title- Alone At Last
Author- Sisika
Beta- The amazing awakenedstar15
Pairing- H/D
Warning- (Past) Mpreg, hd!sex
Rating - NC -17 (SMUT TIME BABY)
Summary: Harry and Draco finally get away from the baby.  Much needed alone time ensues

A/N - Sorry this is soo heinously late. I was VERY busy. Anyway, here is the promised smut!

 

( Alone At Last  )

Okay everyone, this is my first attempt at smut. It's not even proper smut, more like... Pre-Smut. If you know what I mean... You probably don't. 
Oh well. Thanks to queen_jannah for betaing and being my inspiration... ;D Oh my, now everyone thinks we're perverts... Anyway, enjoy my pathetically awful (pre) smut if you can. 

Title: Sugar Quills and Red Faces 
Author: sisika
Disclaimer: I don't own them, J.K does. 
Summary: Ron see's something that he really wishes he hadn't and Draco... Well he just likes talking.
Beta: My very own queen_jannah... Who will be my wife, and you're all invited to the wedding!
Rating: NC-17? R? Um... Let's settle for NC-R... If you're British I'll make this easier on you- it's a 15.
Warnings: None, except if you hit your head on something this morning, and are a homophobe, this is Slash! The only thing to read really.  

 

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This is for my beloved queen_jannah! She gave me the prompts Wales, black lipstick and banjo as punishment for disappearing off the face of the Earth, and darling, I couldn't help but add old ladies. ;D I hope you like it! Also I love you. And I am very sorry for the disappearing act, I am now, here to stay!  

Title: A Small Argument 
Author: sisika
Disclaimer: I don't own them, J.K does. 
Summary: Draco doesn't like Wales and old ladies. And Harry hates Madonna. Whose team are you on?  
Beta: None
Rating: G
Warnings: None, except if you hit your head on something this morning, and are a homophobe, this is Slash! The only thing to read really.  Also, established relationship, and EWE. 


 

 

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Title: Eucalyptus Body Lotion.
Author: sisika
Disclaimer: I don't own them, J.K does. And I make no money either.
Summary: Harry and Draco fight over the stupid stretched limbs. Yes Harry, they're merely stretched.
Beta: None
Rating: PG-13, They say the f-word once. Once. And some very sexual sexual references.
Warnings: None, except if you hit your head on something this morning, and are a homophobe, this is Slash! The only thing to read really.  

A/N This is to bemygoodday, who has been incredibly patient, and I hope she likes it! This is nothing like Beautiful Thing, but it's got snarky!Draco. And that's cool. I think.  Again, I hope this makes you feel better!


 

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Title: Shining Stars
Author: sisika
Disclaimer: I don't own them, J.K does. Also the song is Mama Cass Elliot's. Also not mine.
Summary: Harry and Draco finally have some alone time.  Nothing smutty...yet.
Beta: the ahmazing awakenedstar15
Rating: G
Warnings: past mpreg, fluff, heavily sprinkled with song verse. But not a song fic! Not I tell you!

 

 

 

( Shining Stars )