Drabble: For The Future

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns the boys. And the girls that slashers don't care about. And the whole HP universe. I make no money from this. All I get is the seriously good slashyness. Hell yeah! :D
Title: For The Future
Author:
[info]sisika
Beta: None.
Pairing: H/D (Beacuse who else is there?) 
Warning: Slash. (Yeah that's right folks, it's two men! Shocking isn't it?) Angst. (Because they're atractive when they cry) and Implied MPreg. (H/D babies? Hell, yes!) 
Rating: PG. to PG-13. For the Brits, think 12.

Summary: The first time had been a shock, so convinced were the men in their own virility. The second time a mere setback, but by the ninth time, both men wondered if there was something wrong, if it was the potions, or them.

 

 

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I'd Rather Not, Buddy Boy 1/3


Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and Co. I make no money from them. And I'm also not a perverted bunny.
Title: I'd Rather Not Buddy Boy
Author: sisika 
Pairing: H/D (Because they are my OTP.  And I'm a crazed fan girl)
Warning: Slash. The only thing that keeps me alive. Oh, and coke.

Summary:

Harry promptly falls out of his chair. It hurts. The carpet is, really, very scratchy. And his head bangs into his desk, and the clock falls off the wall because the rest of his body hits the wall.


Oh how he hates his life.

Chapter One


 

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Favourite Things


Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry and Co belong to J.K Rowling. I do nothing but perv on them.
Title: Favourite Things
Author: sisika</lj> 
Beta: None
Pairing: H/D
Word Count: 200
Warning(s): None absolutely
Rating: PG

A/N: A double drabble for no reason at all.

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Love and Babies: The Bill


Fandom- Harry Potter
Disclaimer- Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended
Title- The Bill
Author- sisika
Beta- The amazing  awakenedstar15
Pairing- H/D
Word Count - 343
Status- Complete
Warning- (Past) Mpreg
Rating - G

A/N: Hello you guys! I haven't updated in years! Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Also thank you sooo much to [info]awakenedstar15 for all her help!

 

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Merry Christmas: Well, At Least He's Not A Mandrake, And It's Not Fatal. (We Think.)


Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: J.K owns. I make 'em sing. And dance. And have sex. *mumbles*
Title: Well, At Least He's Not A Mandrake, And It's Not Fatal. (We Think.)
Author: (The crazy fangirl to the left) [info]sisika
Beta: None.
Rating: G
Pairing: H/D. (Cause that's not animosity, it's sexual tension. Seriously.)
Summary: It's not easy being a human jukebox that no one even pays for. It's even harder when you play Britney Spears all the time. Oh, and it's even harder if you're the epitome of masculinity, and have a Christmas Party at your house (which is now filled with Weasleys) and your husband buys a flashing reindeer to decorate the front lawn and your Mother wears a puce jumper and your son has your husband's hair and crap, Draco hates his life, so. Bloody. Much.
Warnings: Crack! Fic.

A/N: This is for a post[info]materia_indigo made in harrydraco You'll find that here And, enjoy!

 

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Like Ice : Drabble

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas. Also, Edmund Spenser wrote the beautiful My Love Is Like To Ice, and again I make no money off that either.
Title: Like Ice
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing: Harry/Draco,
Warning: Slash, EWE,
Rating: G

Summary: Draco knows this line, and also knows that once its crossed, there's no turning back. Naturally,a Malfoy, must do it in style.

Like Ice


 

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The Thousand Things I Have Done (Wrong) (2/7)

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas.
Title: The Thousand Things I Have Done (Wrong)
Author: Sisika
Beta: None (But looking for one. Anyone kind enough to offer?)
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria
Warning: Slash, EWE, Angst, Infidelity
Rating: PG-13 (But eventually NC-17)  

Summary: “He hadn’t survived the war for this. This empty, hollow happily ever after. “

A/N: This is not my usual fluffy fare. This time, I really am trying to be more versatile. There is no beating about the bush, or cuddling or even bunnies... Sorry to all the fluff fans out there, another author is (temporarily) joining the dark side. :D


When One Engages in Sexual Activites With Their Arch-Nemesis, Running Away is the Only Option



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The Thousand Things I Have Done (Wrong) (1/7)


Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns, I think perverted thoughts and then transfer them onto my computer. And make no money. Or I'd live in the Bahamas.
Title: The Thousand Things I Have Done (Wrong)
Author: Sisika
Beta: None (But looking for one. Anyone kind enough to offer?)
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Astoria
Warning: Slash, EWE, Angst, Infidelity
Rating: PG-13 (But eventually NC-17)  

Summary: “He hadn’t survived the war for this. This empty, hollow happily ever after. “

A/N: This is not my usual fluffy fare. This time, I really am trying to be more versatile. There is no beating about the bush, or cuddling or even bunnies... Sorry to all the fluff fans out there, another author is (temporarily) joining the dark side. :D


Chapter 1: When One is Reeling From Rejection, The Nearest Pub, Is NOT a Good Idea



 

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Just A Little Taste (6/6)

Fandom: Harry Potter
Disclaimer: JK owns I perv.
Title: Just A Little Taste
Author: Sisika
Beta: None
Pairing :H/D
Warning: Slash! (Uh uh homophobes, there is hot strong man loving going on, and we love it! )
Rating: NC-17 (Yup there's sex people!)

Summary: Draco, has one passion. And that is creating food that leaves the consumer feeling like he or she or it just went on a rollercoaster. Okay, he also likes the Powerpuff Girls... But I didn't tell you that! And well Harry, he just is. chef!Draco, in love!Harry. And a lot of finger licking boy love!


 

Just A Little Taste

Chapter 6



 

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A/N Hello everyone who read this! I hope you enjoyed an idea that struck me while watching Nigella Lawson make something deceptively simple! :D And well, of course, the Powerpuff Girls deserve something to be written for them. :D

Oh, and as a good bye present, I present to you, an invitation.

:D